She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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