North Korea, Best Korea!
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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