my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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