you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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