last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Pooping to opera.
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