Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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