How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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