I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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