Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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