pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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