writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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