It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I love having hate sex.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Randomize
