I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
third nipple confirmed
I can feel your judgement through the phone
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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