He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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