We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Randomize