i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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