It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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