I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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