and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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