Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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