i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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