Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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