I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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