i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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