sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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