I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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