Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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