I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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