mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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