He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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