Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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