Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize