Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
