have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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