Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I smell stomach acid.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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