He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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