What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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