it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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