I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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