i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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