Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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