Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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