i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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