I wish i was in the wii world.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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