I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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