what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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