should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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