Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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