Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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