i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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