that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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