Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
